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jesse and the rippers

Uncle Jesse's band on Full House. they recycled other bands shitty material and were supposed to be very bad-ass. i love it!!
me and my friends went to a jesse and the rippers gig last night.
by Angelacia December 30, 2007
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Jessenia

n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008
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Jester

as a name (most likely self chosen), unisex
So much to say about the kind of person who choses Jester as their name.
For starters, they move to their own beat, they dont let the world decide anything for them. Despite being a bit unique they deeply love their friends. Jester(s) are loyal to their friends as if they are royalty. Jester(S) can be very flirty and long for personal connection with others. In a romantic relationship you will always be their main priority. Jester(s) love to show their affection to friends and lovers in every way they can. Jester(s) long to bring light into their peoples lives, joy and laughter. (as a court jester would) Jester(s) are most likely the creative and curious type, always ready for a new adventure.
That Jester is pretty goofy, but I trust them a lot.
by jesterbug November 22, 2020
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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Jesse Delgado

Jesse Delgado is a bigger baller than Jeremy and Marisabel combined
I'm so good at b ball I'm going to be a Jesse Delgado when I grow up
by Xtremecheese August 2, 2016
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jestered

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.
Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!
by CovoCava June 24, 2018
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Codename Jesse

A TikToker who is famous for making dramatic skits
Codename Jesse needs to be on netflix
by gprillatalk March 30, 2020
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