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Jehovahs Witnesses

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.

Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.

I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.

I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.
Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.
by RandomMe September 16, 2009
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Jehova's Witness

Foolish, destructive, evil sect.

I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.

We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.

Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.

Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.

Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
by soreofhing July 7, 2009
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Jehovah

A CHRISTIAN religion that is simply slightly stricter than others.
I was once part of this religion and can assure you that It is NOT a crazy cult that convinces you to give them money. This religion believes that there is only one god Jehovah (which is actually in the bible btw) and that we must try hard to follow his rules if we wish to get into paridise and live for ever.
It does not invent crazy irrational rules out of nowhere it simply follows exactly what the bible says. Some might say that this is stupid but IMO it is completlely pointless to only follow the rules in the bible that you like and ignore the ones that you you dont like some religions do.

In the bible it DOES state that you should refrain from any thing to do with paganism and we all know for a fact that christmas is a pagan religion.

It ISN'T about not having fun, or drinking or having parties its about having morals.
Personally I decided to leave the religion basically because I just plain don't like orginised religion and I think that you dont have to go to 3 (the actual no. of meetings) a week to get in touch with god.

I know many people who I am still in touch with from the religion who are good friends of mine and DO know how to have fun.

Also the religion does not belive in hell and belives that on the day of judgment EVERYBODY will be reserected and judged in the eyes of god no matter what they have done becuase god will know if they are a good person or not. They do not belive in hell because a god that could torture somone for all eternity would not be a just god.

Nobody in the religion is forced into anything children do not get baptised until they are at an age that they can decide for themselves what they want, me I decided it wasnt what I wanted but I wasn't shunned or judged.

Basically dont judge a religion that you dont really know anything about.
by non biased August 17, 2006
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Jehovah's Witnesses

Students of the Bible who preach the "Kingdom of God." They claim that their God--Jehovah--is using Jesus Christ to bring an end to the world as we know it.
One of Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door, shared a scripture, and offered me a Watchtower magazine.
by Mack C January 16, 2007
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Jehona

Jehona is someone who is very loving and selfless. She is always there for you when you need her even if your problem seems so small she'll handle it as if it's important. At first sight she might look like she'll kill you by just staring at you (she has nice eyes btw so it wouldn't be a problem I guess) but once you get to know her she's a real gem inside and outside. She has probably one of the best smiles any girl could have and that makes it even more difficult for one to not smile when she smiles at you. Her outer beauty matches her inner beauty, you can tell because all the guys are afraid to approach her thinking that she already has options. Boys if she isn't named Jehona, then it's the wrong girl I promise!
Jehona is such an amazing person. People are sleeping on her.
by e preferuara juaj November 25, 2021
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Un-jehoving

The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"
Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!
by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019
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jendoggs

is a name of a person whome doggs was simply added to its name. its gives it a cool or gangsta name to it
jendoggs, treydoggs.
yo jendoggs what you doing today?
by Yihee April 14, 2008
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