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Jeeber

Slang term for a spliff, containing, tobacco and cannabis, either resin or skunk, rolled up and smoked in order to become stoned
Lets roll a jeeber and get total staint oot wur faces man.
by Mike McKean January 18, 2007
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Jeepers Jackasses

I cannot believe a movie could be so dumb, and worse yet they had enough money left over to shit out a sequel.
by minari-naga September 7, 2004
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Jeezerwink

A jovial sounding term used to deceive another person regarding the timeframe required to complete some action; especially when the actual timeframe is extensive or unknown.
(Note: There is currently no word in the American lexicon to address this common situation).

(Etymology: Jeezer- The root of the word hints that the timeframe is short and is intended to ease any worries regarding a lengthy timeframe. Wink- is intended to imply jest and acknowledge that the timeframe is extensive or unknown).
1. The General announced that the troops will return in a jeezerwink. 2. Honey, I'm going to meet some friends for a beer and I'll be home in a jeezerwink.
by Bionicbob January 15, 2022
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Jeeter Juked

I almost got jeeter juked today by sam.
by Monsterdawgdude September 9, 2020
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jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.
You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!
by Dyer dog May 6, 2021
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Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

It's bad. it's worse than bad. if there was a word badder than bad, or a word badder than terrible or horrendous this would be it. imagine the biggest longest word known to linguistic vocabulary to describe something bad. That word is and should be, "JeepersCreepersReborn". they should throw all copies of this movie into a giant fire, and then burn the fire with more fire, and pour molten lava over the remains of it, so nobody should ever have to watch it again.
Sally and Kenny went to the movies to see Jeepers Creepers: reborn.

S: "what did you think to it?"
K: "i want to gouge my eyes out and eat them"
S: i agree. it was JeepersCreepersReborn.
by DonnerKebabLover448 November 4, 2022
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Jeepered

To be chased and taken by someone in a noisy black jeep or any noisy black truck, like in the film Jeepers Creepers.
Oh goodness Bob I'm so worried that Maggie is gonna go to that party and get herself Jeepered!
by Leonidas The Grand March 26, 2023
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