Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.

"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"

by GemZi8 August 6, 2011

jealousy

jealousy doesnt mean that you dont trust someone. its just means that you care a lot. it means youre scared to lose someone or you feel like attention has been deawn away from you.

i was jealous of my ex boyfriends friend. he spent more time talking to her and telling her things than he did with me. i got scared i was going to lose him because maybe i didnt hold his interest anymore.

i staret dto chyll with this guy and we alwasy fooled aroudn and flirted. then my friend staret dto chyll with us and the attention was taken away from me to her.

by Ciara January 17, 2005

jealous bitch

a bitch that's just jealous and talks trash about you

jealous bitch: that girl is so fugly she thinks she is the shit
girl: oh that's just a jealous bitch

by what girl? April 12, 2005

Jeal

A verb that describes a level of chaos, dysfunction, and patheticness that cannot be surmised in any other words. When someone exudes a level of sheer degeneracy that has not been previously witnessed by the world.

Guy Sliding Into TikTok Person's DMs: "Hey, I've been seeing you on my fyp and I just thought I should say hi"
TikTok Chick: "Lmao quit jealing in my DMs"

by TheRealBrownSugar January 1, 2021

Jebac Disa

Jebac disa orka skurwysyna diabła jebanego

Ty, co tam? On JEBAC DISA!!

by Zbysiu October 31, 2018

Jealin'

An adjective used to describe a person's jealousy towards something. Pronounced like Gel-in. Sometimes used in a phrase: Jealin' like Magellon. The term has no relation to the famous explorer other than the fact, that they rhyme.typically a person would say," I'm Jealin'!", right after the other person in the convorsation said something really cool. The person saying it does not neccesarliy actually have to be jealous of what the person said.

Say the phrase "I'm jealin'" after a person tells you something really cool. For example, a person says "I'm going to the Bahamas this weekend." You would say, "I'm jealin'!"

by Jessica George August 31, 2006

Jealous Elk

When two girls are giving a guy head and the guy cums (accidentally or not) on one girls hands and then in her eyes. As she can't use her palms or fingers to wipe her eyes, she rubs them with the back of her hands. Thus her fingers pointing out from her face resemble elk antlers. Usually the girl starts complaining about the painful semen in her eye, making her angry at the guy or jealous of the other girl. Not to be confused with the angry elk - the single girl variation of the jealous elk.

Joe totally "jealous elked" Ashley and Amy last night, but Amy got the antlers.

by V-reezy March 10, 2008