Jahseh

Daddy

Jahseh is my daddy

by Unknown Keira May 9, 2019

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015

JAHSEH ONFROY

Jahseh Onfroy is a popular rapper. Although he died June 18 2018. He will never be forgotten.

His rap name is XXXTENTACION.
He has a son named GEKYUME.

A lot of people who say x is trash, usually dont know ANYTHING about him. Their only comeback is "bruh, x is trash. He hit is pregnant girlfriend" we all know Geneva lied about that shit so get your facts straight before you start hating on other people. Anyway...
Idk what else to say so bye. #LLJ🕊

Person 1: hey you know that rapper triple x?

Person 2: he'll yeah! Thats JAHSEH ONFROY.

person 1: bruh that nigga trash... He beat up his pregnant girlfriend

Person 2: Vro shut yo stupid ass up pussy nigga

by SpinOnMyDickLikeaBeyBlade April 13, 2019

Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

Jared gibbs

A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever

Damn, that fresh kid has so much jared gibbs right now

by Billssox October 19, 2011

Jared Holt

Some stupid, obnoxious asshole

Jared Holt is a Jared Holt. Fuckin jewbag

by Dillon V October 13, 2010

The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011