Japenese empire

A fraze use when leaving an xbox live party.

For the honour of the japenese empire!

by jimmy2323243424234 July 31, 2012

Captain Japeye

1.A penis
2.Captain Birdseye's ill fated named cousin

ooo Captain Japeye is givin u a salute

by MeAd November 3, 2003

japette

Derogatory name for Japanese women, or women of an oriental descent. Comes from the root word, "jap". A japette can be easily identified if they're using a camera-phone.

"Look at all those japettes! There must be a million of them!"

by uvulabob27 September 12, 2004

japes

v. japed, jap·ing, japes

To joke or quip.

v. tr.
To make sport of.

n.
A joke or quip.

Middle English japen, probably from Old French japer, to yap, chatter, nag, of imitative origin.
japer n.
japer·y n.

You should have seen her fall over, it was so japes!

by Bobkat May 14, 2005

Japewger

Japewger is the consistency of a japanese, jewish, nigger.

Wow, Klem is being a real japewger today. Someone fire him.

by Joshua M Roman August 21, 2007

Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009

japenis

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

by Smart Money May 11, 2006