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Janky Lanky

This guy is a youtuber that is funny and drinks sussy sauce at 3am with shreck in the backrooms
Guy 1: I love janky lanky!
Guy 2: Aren't you a serial killer?
by Snakiruyoushouldsubtohim November 20, 2022
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ted janky

(adjective). In the world of pottery, the phrase ted janky refers to a piece that is not visually appealing. The geometry and finger loops are just insanely grotesque.
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by slamjanky February 18, 2020
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Boo-Boo Janky

When a person, place or object is not up to the expected quality, service or standard it should be. Also applies to non tangible objects and even thoughts. Happens any time a scenario plays out in an unfavorable way.
While sitting in 5 o'clock traffic on a Friday I noticed that my car was moments away from running out of gas, thus leaving me stranded on the highway. To make matters worst my bladder is about to explode. I realized that I was in a Boo-Boo Janky situation.
by RavinRachelB1985 October 5, 2011
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Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.
Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me
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Janky

an adjective for a person, place, or thing which is quite broken, annoying, undesirable, gross, unfortunate, messed up, just plain stupid, or for anything with a negative connotation.

This word may be integrated into other words to describe many things, for example: "jankmuffin, straight out of the oven." or "you got a janky face."

It can also be used as a complaint about ones life: "my life is janky" or "m.l.i.j.".
"Ugh, my teacher gave me so much homework!"
"That's Janky!"
or...
"You're ugly!" "Well, you're just janky!"
or...
iPod chromatic on speaker "Ugh, turn that OFF! it sounds so janky!"
or...
"the oven's not working, it's gone all janky on us."
and an example of M.L.I.J....
"Our swim coaches threw snow at us during practice. It was cold. mlij."
by MyLifeIsJankyByKeke January 19, 2010
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janky

When something is described as being utterly stupid, insufficient, not right, and unreasonable.
Man this class is janky af.

Yo I'm not reading that janky ass shit.
by saucybro35 April 4, 2017
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Janky

The keyboard is old & janky
by carlo$ August 13, 2005
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