A Union Jake-Off

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

by Greenggg October 22, 2008

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

jakabbara

a creeping, gay labense loser.

that jakabbara was staring at you again...

by kabbarahater544 February 23, 2013

hot jake

hot jake is some one that loves licken sweat of linemans ball sack after a long day at work

im going to hot jake my boss today

by altec876 January 26, 2011

jake gyllenhaal

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

by kniveschau November 12, 2021

One Take Jake

One Take Jake , in musical terms is someone who can record a track perfectly the first time, be it vocals or instruments.

Yo, Tupac Shakur was a One Take Jake in the studio, real talk.

by Moody Hyadd January 26, 2019

Jake Paul

A YouTuber who thinks he is “savage.” His channel hasn’t be deactivated yet. When he talks your ears bleed. I DO NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING.

Jake Paul: “ITS EVERYDAY BROOOO”

Small child: “My ears!!!! They’re bleeding!!”

by Geodeflavor223 May 7, 2018