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Jabroni

An asshole. As in: “Look at this fucking asshole!”
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
“What’re you doing jabroni?”
Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
by jcgu July 8, 2018
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jabooblescube

A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!
On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?
by VAKI5 May 8, 2005
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Jabroni

A punk/idiot. Someone who you try to avoid. Someone with no redeeming qualities.
Oh hey look it's Pauly c! What a jabroni. We should probably leave.
by Ct860 December 11, 2013
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Jabroni

Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?
by Brian atenco May 25, 2004
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jabongga

to suck a guy dry/lick a girl dry (dont take that literally..u cant lick something dry)

remember u gotta swallow wat comes out or do em till they're satisfied

blow job
eat out
Jabongga me and i'll do you after

Me n Jane jabonggaed all night!
by da_reaver August 3, 2006
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Jabronistan

Broward County, Florida -- due to the shockingly high jabrone count.
Once you've left Dade County and entered Jabronistan, you're now basically in Alabama.
by AWH June 11, 2006
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Jabroner

1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)

2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.

3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.

4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.

5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.
Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”

Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”

Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”
by Jabrowni August 5, 2011
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