Blowjob joystick

A ponytail

Grab dat bitches blowjob joystick!

by User 99472901 October 4, 2016

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017

joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys

Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer

by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023

Joystick Manbun Head

When the man giving you head has their long hair in a man bun and you used the bun to move them to the right spot.

Hailey: I need some head
Emma : get some joystick manbun head
Hailey: whats that
Sam: where the man giving you head has his hair in a manbun and you can move him to the right spot using that

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.

Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.

by President Clinton I January 26, 2021