Jordan 

The one that got away. He is the one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. Though quiet, he tends to make an impression. With his sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, he's hard to forget. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"

Jordan by PenjBanxtons May 19, 2023

Jim Jordan 

verb; to Jim Jordan someone

Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.

Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.

Jim Jordan by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022

Michael Jordan 

God in a pair of Nikes

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Jordanian Jockstrap by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

Jordan and Jacob 

Two people that do not absolutely talk to eachother but show emotions throughout text only.

Bro you’re being a Jordan and Jacob with your girl right now man up and talk to her

Jordan and Jacob by penis in ur face June 11, 2019

sam jordan 

A sexually aroused gay transgender jewish ginger with black skin who is sitting in a wheelchair with a swastika tattoo over his three nipples that spreads peanut butter on his dogs balls

guy 1: What the fuck is that guy doing to his dog?
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.

sam jordan by BB_JinkyWits November 25, 2019

jordan year 

The 23rd and best year of your life. Named in reference to Michael Jordan, superhero basketball player, whose jersey number is 23.

I spent my Jordan year feeding starving children, writing the great American novel, drinking with my besties, and getting laid 1000 times.

jordan year by e-dubs, okayyy March 29, 2010