jonesing

an intense feeling or craving for something or someone

BIIIIIAAAAAAATCH, i bin jonesing fo yo tite asss all monin, so ya bes' paid dat mudda pukka fo all tree rox dis time

by Mike Schell October 6, 2003

bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.

Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)

by Sniffah January 5, 2008

jonesing

1. to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.

Made popular by the television show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I'm jonesing for some chocolate.

by Paro May 19, 2005

Jonesing

When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.

Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190

by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012

jonesin

Craving Marijauna

I'm jonesin.

by retrodreams August 12, 2003

jonesing

The act of Depending or craving some sort of substance. In most instances, it tends to me a controlled substance.

Fucking shit, fuck, fuck, cock, balls. Shit. Im jonesing for some fuck. Shit.

by Bob Finklestein Jewfuck May 21, 2008

jonasan

A fat ass who eats lots of stuff. He gets triggered easily and if he reads this, I'm screwed.

Guy1:Dude, Jonasan is scaaarrrryyyy.
Guy2:I know right!

by Dingybob March 20, 2017