job 

Used with "the" to mean excellent, awesome. Originated from Robotrek. See shit, bomb.

1) That song is SO the job.
2) That's what you say, but evil is good. Evil is the job.

job by Joshua J. Slone June 23, 2003

job 

the act of, or actions of a girl who consistently commits the act of oral sex. The result of a girl putting herself out to numerous numbers of guys

Get off me you kait jobs.

Kaitlin you are such a job

job by L dumpaa March 2, 2009

job 

"kill people","work hard for no money","having its dick blown"
is just an excuse for everything

i´m just doing my job

job by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

Job 

Something niggers know nothing about

Nigga what is a job I just

Job by RadicalR55 June 8, 2013

job 

1. A means of earning money.
2. Something no one applies for any longer as federal, state, and local government gives their lazy ass money for free.

"You gotta job?"
"Nah, bro. Can't get muh check if I do..."

job by The Real Hoss May 22, 2015

job 

Extremely versatile verb. spelled like the more common "job", but pronounced "Yob" like you're Swedish. When used creatively, hillarity ensues. May be used to describe a bodily function, inaproriate outburst, or clumsy reaction to stimuli.

"Oh, damn, you're jobbing all over my pants!"

job by Martin Hansen February 5, 2004

Job 

jump of a bridge.

1)used to dismiss somone.

2)preforming a suicidal stunt.

bob: hey page, wanna go out some time?
page: JOB.

chuck: i got JOBed for asking for another raise.
randy: wow that's such a JOB.

Job by gadiri September 5, 2007