Job

Something that (high) schoolers or lazy ass people dont have and then complain about it that they dont have one and then they never get (laid)

I need a job but i dont want one

by Bigdickwilly420 May 2, 2017

Job

The name Job means: A man who suffers even though he remains patient and helps some even though he is facing the worst.

The man, Job faced hardships but stayed patient.

by TheBrokenandForgotten April 20, 2019

Job

It's the name given to the sexiest Dutch boi to ever exist

Wow did you hear she got together with a job so lucky!

by Party stranger June 16, 2020

job

A problem you acept to solve some other minor problems.

I got into this problem to solve the rest of my problems.
-What problem?
My job.

by Toronto Raptors January 29, 2008

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004

on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 21, 2003

job

to beat someone violently with your fist.

i'm gonna job you in yo bidness

by jozef April 25, 2005