Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

by Blingoop January 8, 2022

hentai jalapeño

Putting a spicy substance on one's penis. Usually to be put into something or someone else.

I can't believe you dared me to give him a hentai jalapeño! Im in so much pain right now!

by Sixshooterp July 27, 2017

Slutty Jalapeño

When you bring a spicy, sexy, hot siñorita home and she pegs you so hard your booty burns hotter than California in the midst of a fiery summer drought.

My arsehole needs a fire extinguisher after the slutty jalapeño I received last night.

by StarryeyedDemon November 11, 2018

jalapenis

The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and

Mandem was making tacos last Friday.

Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.

Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.

by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020

Jalapeño Popper

When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, Jalapeño Popper.

"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the Jalapeño Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."

by Snipay October 9, 2016

Jalepeno Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

by Kronite March 22, 2008

jalepeno poopers

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009