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Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".
by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008
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Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything
That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses
by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020
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Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.
Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!
by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010
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when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.
my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.
by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009
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Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly
Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene
by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021
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jackasshammer

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.
Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony July 28, 2012
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jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.
Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.
by Devin84 October 15, 2007
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