iowa

Pretty much the shit. Make sure you're clear on the fact that the word "the" is in there, or else you'll get the meaning all wrong. Iowa is home to the three million nicest people in the United States, probably in the world. A leader in education, and home to some of the most beautiful scenery into the world. It's a traquil beauty, and if you're into that, you'll love Iowa. And if you're not into that, you can go take California or wherever you're from and fuck it.

Person from Iowa: I love Iowa. Everyone there is so nice and there aren't obnoxiously long lines or large crowds.
Person from New Jersey: Well, we have the largest strip mall in the world.
Person from Iowa: Oh. I'm sorry.
Person from New Jersey: I really wish I was from Iowa
Person from one of the other 48 states: Me too.

by The Truth-man November 7, 2007

iowa girls

These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.

"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."

"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."

by running out of patience April 12, 2008

IOWAT

An ingress of water around the transducer. It can mean one of 2 things, either that you are trying to sound intelligent and threatening or that shit is about to hit the fan and the world will very likely end. It is everyone's worst nightmare (but nobody really knows what it is).

"Hey babe, you wanna know how to fix an IOWAT, I fix them all the time, blindfolded. " or
"Holy shit, there's water in our transducer. We're all gonna die. I thought IOWAT was just a myth. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

by Coombop February 23, 2008

Iowan Fishtail

When you are having unprotected vaginal sex from behind and when you pull out and climax, you take a couple steps back, then run up behind the female and slap her on the ass with your jizz covered penis.

Dude, this chick was soooo pissed when I gave her the Iowan Fishtail!

by FishAndSmitty May 18, 2011

from Iowa

A statement that is shouted when any person from Iowa, or with direct connections to Iowa, is mentioned or does something of significance.

Dallas Clark (Indianapolis Colts TE - Former Iowa Hawkeyes TE) catches a touchdown pass: "From Iowa!"

Teacher: "Herbert Hoover was the 31st President of the United States."
Student: "From Iowa!"

(Person born in Iowa sinks the game winning beer pong shot): "From Iowa!"

by Foe_Jenkinson January 7, 2009

violent iowa

1. the single greatest wrestling move, it is created but has never been executed in a match

2. a wrestler who is extremely agressive from Des Moines

3. a term used in place of shit is some cases

1. I'm gonna try to hit the violent iowa tonight

2. Violent Iowa hit a lateral during finals the other night.

3. That guy got the VIOLENT IOWA beat out of him by Carl.

by vio io December 9, 2008

Tipton, Iowa

A very small town in easter iowa. It has lots of stuff to do, but there is rarely anything to do there. It's that boring that that last sentence would drive everybody there insane.

"Dude, I'm bored. I feel like I'm in Tipton, Iowa."

by D. Savage December 22, 2008