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ignorance is NOT bliss

Lacking knowledge/being rude doesn't make you happy, #1: Lacking knowledge will make you look stupid (depends on the IQ level). Nobody likes it when people are stupid.
#2: Being rude will make everyone hate you. Nobody like it when people are rude.

Future: Then you will be sad for the rest of your life.
idiot: ignorance is bliss.
person with a functioning brain: oh really? No, ignorance is NOT bliss, fucktard!
by Caitlin13579 October 15, 2008
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Ignorance is Bliss

Ignorance is bliss. - Donald Trump's brain 2k16

Ignorance is probably his real birth name as well.
by Innocently Wise October 10, 2016
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ignorance without bliss

If you can walk away. And be ok. And be happy not knowing. that's ignorance is a bliss. But ignorance without bliss. Is considered a fetal fate on many different metaphorical levels. would've avoided it. And now you can't walk away from it. Ignorance without bliss.
Dropping two atom bombs on Japan. The prostitutes that chose to go with Jack the Ripper. 911. Voting for George W Bush Jr. Ignorance without bliss.
by Robert Alan Sherwood. January 11, 2014
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ignorance reducer

A funny way to call a teacher, instructor, or professor.
Charles Riddlesolver realized that a teacher is an ignorance reducer.
by but for December 24, 2017
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Ignorance Abliss

To live beyond Statistics of being “UNEDUCATED” & “UNINFORMED”

(KNOWLEDGE IS KEY) 🧠🔑
He started opening his mind to the world so his ignorance Abliss
by BLIZZDADONN23 August 5, 2020
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Ignorance Hour

The time at which the bamboozling process of liver failure begins, typically on a Friday, always after classes and athletic responsibilities.
"Attention Kildhal residents, Ignorance Hour will begin at 2PM CNT"
by Ignorance Ambassador March 19, 2021
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ignorance is bliss

A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.
Examples

Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”

Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”

Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”

Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”

Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
by someonesafan80 April 23, 2011
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