Hibernationship

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.

She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.

by seethesea75 March 27, 2020

Extreme Hibernation

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.

Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.

by Socretez January 4, 2008

hyperated

to hype up and energize

when someone or something extremely energizes someone else

the cheerleaders at the game hyperated the whole crowd!

by Libby Sarles (: March 19, 2009

hiberdater

someone who hiberdates

She is a hiberdater because she has been hiberdating that guy for months now.

by lil_loser December 12, 2010

hyberbating

During a blizzard or long cold spell, isolating ones self at home and masturbating mutliple times to overcome the boredom.

I've been hyberbating the entire blizzard.

by jkidkidkid January 6, 2010

Cybernate

To hide in your room and immerse yourself in your computer device...

e.g Where is Ashleigh? Ohhh she's gone to cybernate!

by Keyman88 November 22, 2013

vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007