Henderson

A person who spends ages preaching about something but abandons the cause as soon as it becomes convenient for them to do so. Like being outwardly pro-LGBT for a decade then taking a massive pay cheque to work in Saudi Arabia.

“Is that an iPhone? I thought you were boycotting Apple because of their dreadful factory conditions?”

“I was, but the new iPhone has an extra camera, AND it comes in my favourite colour.”

“You are an absolute Henderson.”

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 30, 2023

Palmela Handerson

The name of the hand you jerk off with

I am talking to Palmela Handerson

by Noah spradlin 21 June 10, 2018

Palmela handerson

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.

I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!

by Robdawggy August 31, 2018

Jackson Dale Hickerson

Gosh Darn Cowboy!!

Have you seen that sexy cowboy? His name is Jackson Dale Hickerson!

by CowboyBub October 11, 2018

Hendersonville

City in Tennessee where many rich or semi rich people live. Taylor Swift used to live there. But who cares about her?

That girl who only wore designer clothes lives in Hendersonville.

by iloveyoumoreandmore August 5, 2008

Jamie Henderson

The best damned canadian ever, drinks of the wobbly pop (The holy grail of Canadia). Also known as "Hendertime"

Uproots from oot and aboot in canadia where the hosers, beavers and mooses live.

Man, He could be as cool as Hendertime.

by Taylete December 26, 2004

Sluggish Henderson

When shit seeps out of a girl's asshole after an anal sex excursion.

After Ryan fucked Aly in the ass, she had a Sluggish Henderson.

by connortist March 6, 2010