hufflepuff

A house at Hogwarts. Generally least notable and most average. Its where they sort you if you are not a) brave, chivalrous and courageous b) smart, creative and witty or c) ambitious, cunning and resourceful. Hufflepuff values hard work, tolerance, loyalty, and fair play(or you have none of the aforementioned traits) . Most Hogwarts joke are made about them including a part in AVPM(a very potter musical)

Cedric Diggory- Hufflepuffs are particularity good lookers.
Dumbledore- What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by Helga Hufflepuff September 20, 2010

HufflePuff

"HufflePuff" is one of the many names of a well known forum troll in Israel. Claiming to be a teenage female, her famous haunting place are the Computer Hardware forums of www.gamer.co.il.

Her behavior includes: General trolling, trying to prove her superior intellect (And failing miserably), judging other people's fashion sense, trying to acquire a picture and an MSN nickname of every forum member and in general having no life.

Known aliases: Hifflepuff, Cassandra, Hassandra, Comeundone, and many others too numerous to count. She has been banned more times than anyone can count, but always finds a way to get back onto the forums and keep trollin'.

HufflePuff: "Too bad you guys are so pale, I want to see real men here (That is, tanned !)."

HufflePuff: "You look like a caveman with all that hair !"

HufflePuff: "Wow, much hair on your chest ! You gotta remove it quick !"

by Sovereign007 June 18, 2009

hufflepuff

the pussies of Hogwarts, except Tonks and Cedric Diggory. the rest are pussies

"I'm not brave, smart, or ambitious, that's why I'm in Hufflepuff."

by Christine F. October 11, 2007

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff, the loser house at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, values courage. Slytherin, values ambition and cunning, Ravenclaw, values Intelligence and wit but Hufflepuff just values loyalty and hard working - how lame is that compared to the rest? No one wants to be in Hufflepuff.

And quick side note - its emblematic animal...is a badger, I mean, fucking Gryffindor have a goddam lion and Hufflepuff gets a badger?

Hufflepuff, is a house for people who are hard-workers (NERDS!!!)

by Peevesthepoltergeist January 15, 2010

Hufflepuff

Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:

"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"

Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff

Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff

by ravenclawMD April 11, 2010

Hufflepuff

Someone who is only good at breathing and making sandwiches. Generally considered one step up on the evolutionary ladder above house elves.

That Cedric Diggory sure makes a damn good sandwich. He must be a Hufflepuff.

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.

2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.

3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.

Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?

by Hufflepuff Hater ;) July 8, 2010