Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

Hummingbird

A deep rim job where the tounge is inserted far into the recipients ass hole

Jim couldn't wait for Tom to give his quivering asshole a hummingbird.

by Chaunpop November 5, 2011

Hemingwasted

(adj.) To be inebriated to the point of utter and complete incoherence and unawareness, akin to the intense libations of the Lost Generation writers, one of which is Hemingway, who drank quart after quart of hard liquor to numb the pain of their expatriate lives.

Sven: I want to make like Hemingway and get wasted.
Svetlana: No, let's get Hemingwasted.

by His Fjordship March 5, 2011

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014

Hummingbirdog

When a partner inserts their tongue into the sphincter of another while simultaneously beating/rubbing off with both their hands. This position is usually done while the receiver is on all fours, and the giver sits between their legs. The act of nature is over when the giver has made it deep enough to the ‘nectar’ and the receiver gets a face full of seed. Just like an animal fertilizing the flower.

Frankie was on her hands and knees, while Toby sat and performed the hummingbirdog method on Frankie’s puckered anus. It was impressive watching Toby use both hands on his cock while simultaneously penetrating her anus. Based on the smudges on both their faces, looks like he got the nectar and she got the seed.

by Pinkpopper August 9, 2023

Rockie Mountain Hummingbird

When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.

I did the Rockie Mountain Hummingbird on my girl last night.

by Buy my oranges February 25, 2019

A Hemingway

To write an essay or paper, (typically as an academic assignment) after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Guy 1: Oh shit dude, I have a 7 page paper due in 4 hours.

Guy 2: Just pull a Hemingway and you'll ace it!

by wahoocaptains January 18, 2016