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Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.
by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019
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houston driver

1: That bitch just cut me off
2Must be a Houston driver
by Avery Franch March 25, 2019
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houston lick

a person who gets set up with a female who then jacks or robs them for everything. Usually someone visiting from out of town.
"Man I know these dudes are coming down to the city. They are perfect houston licks call up the slicky birds and get them ready."
by J*Potential June 7, 2021
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Dakota Houston

Dakota Houston pits so fucking hard, it's unreal
by Michael Moshpit June 28, 2010
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Houston

2 love H-town is 2 love postmodernity.
I love living in Houston.
by Rusty Halo January 10, 2006
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Houston-name

Houston is a cute guy but is freaky has that jaw line but you never get Over him with his personality.houston gets all the ladies!
Houston fit smart lighting quick houston-name
by Martinndndnndjdd November 25, 2018
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pull a whitney houston

Marry below your social status or class
John is really going to pull a Whitney Houston if he marries Stella.
by hotlikewasabi September 22, 2006
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