a person who gets set up with a female who then jacks or robs them for everything. Usually someone visiting from out of town.
"Man I know these dudes are coming down to the city. They are perfect houston licks call up the slicky birds and get them ready."
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Jimmy Bean's cock was so huge, it rammed all the way past my third Houston line, rupturing a diverticulum (true acquired) in my sigmoid colon!
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John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
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