House-man's Comp

Similar to Workman's Comp, it is when you are being compensated for an injury received while house-watching for a friend.

My neighbor left on a trip to Miami three days ago. Before he left he asked me to watch over his house while he was on vacation. This included feeding his fish and letting his dogs out. While doing one of these chores, I fell down and tore my ACL. When I talked to him on the phone after the accident, I said he should compensate me for all of my medical charges related to the incident, what I wanted was house-man's comp.

by OptionalWatch December 8, 2009

Headless Horseman

While driving a car, the driver gives the passenger oral pleasure.

I gave that bitch a headless horseman while driving to her parents house.

by Matt McL. Helped by Eric January 16, 2009

natural horsemanship

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.

"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"

by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012

Housemating

The act of sleeping with a house mate

- Dude, I heard that john and Amy are sleeping together !

- Don't they live together?

- yeah.. they're housemating

by Nteimpocary September 30, 2018

Amber Marie Huseman

The ghettoest volleyball player in dubuque, iowa.

Dood did you see Amber Marie Huseman play that ghetto ass game of volleyball yesterday

by Derek Shanahan November 9, 2008

The Armless Horseman

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.

My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

by PerkinsHadSexWithFiala December 17, 2010

housman

someone whos profession is the tossing of the salads. enjoys tossing salads and getting their salad tossed by other of its kind

" i wouldn't hang out with that guy, he's a housman"

by that other other guy October 18, 2008