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Hotel Soap 

The little funny character from the Dr. Tran series who thinks everything is F**KIN WONDERFUL! He has cute little "perfumed balls" that never get dirty or stinky and he eats cocaine, because "Cocaine is vitamins for Hotel Soap!" He's so clean and confident and he always helps out Toy Cack with their advertisements. He has a very high pitched voice and is always proclaiming that it was f**kin WONDERFUL, and the shave ice babies always follow him around like groupies.
Hotel Soap: "EVERYTHING'S F**KIN WONDERFUL!"
Hotel Soap by Sora2767 July 10, 2010
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Hotel California Girl 

one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."
Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."
Hotel California Girl by wouldaben December 18, 2010

hotel brat 

The children and teenagers of managers, chairman/chairwoman, or chief executives of hotels. Hotel brats usually live in hotels and enjoy opulent lives. Hotel brats grow up all over the world and move frequently.

Hotel brats:
1. Move to a new hotel in different State or country every three years or less and don't really have a hometown even though they claim to have one.
2. Are tolerant of other people of different backgrounds and open minded due to hotel brat experience
3. Feel at home on any hotel.
4. Know alot of hotel lingo and are room service foodies.
Let's go to Mike's party this weekend. He's a hotel brat I bet his party will be awesome.
hotel brat by OriginalHotelBrat September 26, 2010

Hotel Fire 

A short term relationship (typically less than a year in length) that burns with passion but eventually leaves you with nothing, usually causing some damage along the way.

Usually ends in a relationship hangover.
Jack knew after his first date with Jill ended with an aggressive drunken hook-up in her kid's bed that this was going to be a Hotel Fire.
Hotel Fire by ZapThunder January 17, 2012

Hotel Elevator 

When a guy and a girl on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed and a guy and a girl on the top bunk of a bunkbed simultaneously make out. An uncomfortably tall man with a large head wearing a bellhop hat dings the hotel lobby check-in desk bell every time the guy tries to touch the girl's honey pot. Mid-way through a Hotel Elevator, if a frenchman climbs to the top bunk and joins the upper twosome, the term no longer applies. The bellhop dings the bell three times and declares "check-out time was 30 minutes ago." Then the uncomfortably tall man dons a maid's apron and jumps into the bottom bunk.
Me and my big brother Hotel Elevatored those two chicks last night. Too bad my roommate had to come in and spoil the fun.
Hotel Elevator by Greg Maddux April 29, 2007

Hotel Evans

Evans Library, Texas A&M University; Refers to the practice of a fish (freshman) in the Corps of Cadets, not caring to return to the Quad for a variety of reasons, checking out a personal study room and taking a long, often much needed nap.
That PT just about killed me this morning. I think I'll head over to Hotel Evans after calculus.
Hotel Evans by momoloco September 23, 2009

hotel motel 

to be of dubious sexual orientation. someone who plays for both sides.
"Richard just kissed that bird and now he's bumming Darren."

"Yeah, he's a bit hotel motel."
hotel motel by sittingbourne innit October 14, 2003