foot horn

A dog that is small enough to be stepped on accidentally to make a sound afterwards.

Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, and Miniature Pinschers are foot horns.

by thisguyrightthere September 23, 2011

Dawn Horn

The massive boner that greets you every morning

Hey baby, you awake? I've been jabbing this dawn horn into your back for the last 20 minutes, you going to cooperate?

by moostard September 5, 2009

horn attack

when your horny you get a horn attack, and think about sexual labor.

Bayla: "OMG, why are you humping the pillow?"
Chrissy: "sorry i am having a horn attack!"

by Craylaa December 30, 2011

French Horn

frenCH ˈhôrn
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Marcel had a very severe erection when he gave Gaston a french Horn.

by FrenchStewartHorn December 16, 2017

horntoad

An individual with a serious problem controlling their sexual desires, especially in public; Someone who is frequently horny.

Lizzy is such a horntoad, you can tell shes hardcore begging for Joe's D.

by fudgebuckets February 17, 2014

Hoint

1. To lose face.

2. Bad or atrocious.

(after falling in mud)
Hoint!

by Argument Weigher April 8, 2011

Horndog

When a boy or girl is as horny as a male dog gets, when a female dog nearby is in season

Ryan becomes a horndog when cuddling with Dakota

by Schwanyboy June 28, 2015