Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA

Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does

by De Boon December 6, 2022

Het-lag

The time between straight relationships when you spend all of your time swooning over cute boys/girls and wishing you could go out with them.

Man, look at how Sam's totally drooling all over Olivia. He's totally in het-lag.

by Silent-Warning July 7, 2010

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices

This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment

by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020

het kobo fo lie

questioning if someone is being real with you. Much like the phrase "are you being serious?"

Damian: "I saw Flolandra the other day and she was lookin fineee!"

Tyrece: "Het kobo fo lie?!"

by MEEEP123 March 16, 2010

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023

Het Opperbazenbrood

The most holy creature in the world. It's the most bossest sandwich that ever existed in the history of humankind.

The Veggie Patty is the biggest enemy of Het Opperbazenbrood

by #The#Original#Don November 19, 2016

Het Cariba Bad

When you stand above your girl, wearing only pants. Then proceeds to shit down your pants into your girls vigana. Then while the girl pisses you eat your girl out.

P1: Wow! Last night was crazy man.
P2: Oh really? What did you do?
P1: Yea, it was so awesome, we did 'Het Cariba Bad'.
P2: Wow that's crazy, how was it?
P1: Yea we really did it, it was kinda stinky, but so horny.

by Mikemikedb March 15, 2025