the helium whorehouse

Where I fill my air compressor/weather baloon with helium, while killing the beast with a ceremonial knife.

The helium whorehouse is all knowing and all seeing.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011

holding back the helium

Holding in a fart

Tony said to his wife "I've been holding back the helium all night long just for you"

by dantemac253 April 20, 2012

Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018

Helimachopter

A helicopter without spinning blades

i was driving and saw a helicopter without spinning blades Helimachopter

by UnknownVortex March 11, 2016

Helius

The guy who laughs at everything and doesn't get anything

Guy A: Yo it's December 25th
Guy B: Oh yeah it must be Valentine's Day
Guy A: Wait no it's Christmas
Guy B: Bruh you're such a Helius

by CreepsCraft November 3, 2020

helicumpter

When one is blindfolded and, while spinning in a circle, masturbates to ejaculation, allowing the load to go where it may.

Bro, last night I locked myself in your closest and totally gave myself a Helicumpter.

by TheDanejohnsonmishawakaindiana December 19, 2014

Helismus

A cult for the famous ❤Helena❤. There is not a single person out there who is more beautiful, supporting or loving in the whole universe! People who follow this living legend are blessed with prettiness, knowledge and the abilty to help everybody through though times.

Why are they so nice to me, are they making fun of me?

No my uneducated friend, they are just a member of the Helismus!

by Saivor Flo April 11, 2022