helicumpter 

When one is blindfolded and, while spinning in a circle, masturbates to ejaculation, allowing the load to go where it may.

Bro, last night I locked myself in your closest and totally gave myself a Helicumpter.

helicumpter by TheDanejohnsonmishawakaindiana December 19, 2014

helicopter parent

A parent who is overly involved in the life of their child. Then tend to hover over their every movement and decision. Often times they take control and do tasks on their behalf. They also enjoy broadcasting the details and events of their child's life to anyone who will listen. Helicopter Parents do not ease up with age, in fact as the child grows up the tighter their grasp becomes.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."

helicopter parent by beep2014 February 25, 2014

Helicopter dick 

The act of spinning a partial erect penis to incite disgust or excitement. True origins are unknown, but was first recorded by medieval chroniclers when viking norsemen raided their lands. Male Raiders would fully disrobe and pull their genitals out and start spinning their members at the same time. Inciting mass fear in the men and women fully knowing their intent of rape. Back then it was referred to as the spinning one eyed monster. Unlike previous origins this act did not originate in the late 1800s From a man named Winston Wellington. It is much older and was called something entirely different before it became modernized.

Man - "The Vikings are here son, and their spinning the one eyed monster (helicopter dick). Quick son, help hide your mother and sister. We know their intent"

Helicopter dick by Mr.Ection April 3, 2021

Newport Helicopter 

The act of removing your shirt at a concert and waving it above your head in a circular motion, like a helicopters main blades. Can be done as an individual or along with the audience.

Popularised by the Alternative, "Ragga metal" band Skindred and their frontman, Benji Webbe, both of whom hail from Newport, South Wales.

"Let me see yah do tha fuckin' Newport Helicopter!!!! Get dem shirts in the air!"
-Benji Webbe

Newport Helicopter by Barnabeast98 November 23, 2018

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter 

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter by bloodlet March 17, 2018

Polish helicopter 

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act

PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

Polish helicopter by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

helicopter piss

When a male starts to urinate and proceeds to do several 360 circles.

I got suspended from school because i got caught doing the helicopter piss

helicopter piss by Evilmonkey2ko December 1, 2017