Turtle Heading

When shit starts playing Peek-a-Boo with your butthole.

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.

by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018

Dry hating

Disliking or overlooking any thing or person without having much knowledge about said thing or person

Joe said that new lil wayne is trash, he hasn't even heard it yet he is just dry hating

by TheOne2. August 17, 2019

hearting

The action of being in like, lust, or love with someone. Related to the act or statement to heart him/her. Generally accompanied by fascination/obsession with the individual in question. Typically used when the situation is too ambiguous to establish a true definition of what the relationship is....the fact that hearting is someone also sounds like the word "hurting" is an interesting coincidence, because sometimes hearting someone can be quite painful...

Girl: "I'm not sure he likes me"
Friend: "Well, based on his actions, I would say a good bit of hearting is going on. I think he'll ask you out soon..."

by anon-y-mous September 13, 2008

healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.

"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."

by Pascentia January 24, 2010

turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

self-hating White

Political slang for a Caucasian/ Euro-American person who prefers other cultures/ethnicities to his/ her own. Multiculturalists, those who do not accept that Euro-American culture is exceptional due to its promotion of individual liberty and responsibility, those who praise Islamic, Eastern, or other cultures as equal to or better than Euro-American: all such people are self-hating Whites.

Since he agreed that all legal systems including Islamic sharia were based on justice and tolerance, and at the same time questioned the superiority of the US Constitution, he was nothing more than a self-hating White.

by John Freethinker December 28, 2011

Self-Hating

A disease often coming as a direct result of years and years of abuse from family and friends. Usually attached to Self-Destruction. A cronic self-hating person will often mope around and reject all offers of help. Sometimes even to the point where they would be hating others as well. This is a serious disease and should be treated with patience and understanding. Its gonna be a long ride to help someone with this disease but if you succeed, the benifit of friendship and loyalty will be far greater than the loss of another soul to the manipulation of others.

Self-Hatred
Personal self-hatred and self-loathing can result from an inferiority complex. Some sociology theorists such as Jerry Mander see television programming as being deliberately designed to induce self-hatred, negative body image, and depression, with the advertising then being used to suggest the cure.1 See also the arguments related to the Kill your television phenomenon.

A person who doesn't seem to care about themself, is self-hating. Dont be self-hating yo!

by Omnipotent Reverence October 18, 2010