Hamoody

Very handsome, cute, sexy, delicious, So good, very nice, one of the best people you’ll meet, super duper funny!

Oh my god! And guess what? HE’S A HAMOODY!!!!! OMG

by chlckenwlngs May 12, 2019

Harvesting Haploids

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

Hamoodi

Usuallay of a dark skin , Best person ever , amazing dancer , always puts everyone in a good mood always happy

This guys such a hamoodi

by Unknown 1234567999 March 20, 2019

Happorny

When you feel so happy that you can sense a tingling in your genitals - much like you feel when you are sexually aroused. The happiness may or may not come from non-sexual activities or thoughts.

Matt: I've bought us tickets for Las Vegas!
Lenny: Ohgodfuckyes.
Matt: What was that?
Lenny: I just got very happorny.
Matt: Ah, I understand.

by snohvit October 16, 2009

Haplo

The one

by ayú July 29, 2003

hacoon

The name one uses to decribe their annoying sister.

Hacoon, piss off!

Hacoon, stop writing all over my homework!

by Pip February 10, 2004

haptotropic

curving in response to touch.

Damn, that lapdance totally had me all haptotropic.

by hobbledehoy2 February 19, 2010