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handegg

American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.
"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super Bowl? What an excellent game of handegg."
by Pat E Cakes February 8, 2009
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Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
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Hansen

A man who is smart and intelligent and who is capable of doing everything and could have any job. Also He does not have friends who bully them
Man he is such a Hansen
by good dude 123 February 9, 2020
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Hanenbow

Arguably one of the best stages in the entire Super Smash Bros franchise.
It is based on the Experimental Music Game Electroplankton on the Nintendo DS, specifically the part with the, well Hanenbow: little Tadpole-Like creature who produce sounds when hitting differently angled leaves and the water surface. It first appeared in Super Smash Bros Brawl for the Nintendo Wii when it was an unlockable stage after clearing the 28th Event: Flower Blooms in the Echoes in any difficulty. It had a unique particularity: there was no music to choose, and instead had an ambience piece in the background to go along the sounds produce by the planktons themselves. It is available from the start in it's reappearance in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, just like every Non-DLC stages, and it also got a new Remix cointaining the different sounds produce by the Hanenbow, Luminaria, Lumiloop and Beatnes (It's a banger by the way.)
Adrien (Le Parfum): We should have an Electroplankton Character who combines all of them: Tracy, Hanenbow, Nanocarp, Beatnes, Rec Rec, Lumiloop, Luminaria, Sun Animalcule, Marine Snow and Volvoice.

Could be a fun and out-there pic.
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One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.
That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!
by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014
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Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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