Michigan Handjob

When your girlfriend grabs a handful of snow to jerk you off.

While taking a break from snowmobiling Rob's girlfriend surprised him with a Michigan Handjob.

by PRTastic June 9, 2016

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

hangsober

The state of waking up in the morning feeling hungover after a night of playing designated driver. Hangsobers are often the effect of crappy bar food, too much nicotine, smoke in your eyes, and loud, obnoxiously drunk friends.

Dude, you look rough today... Long night last night? Boozing it up?

Naw man, i have a hangsober.

by Captain Bobaganush April 23, 2010

Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

handjoblin

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.

Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."

by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

Indirect Handjob

When you high five or shake someone's hand then jerk off

Yo I totally just got an indirect handjob!

by Jason Freed May 1, 2016

indian handjob

Where someone gives a male a Indian sunburn on the penis.

Ashley gave me and Indian handjob.

by Jon83529 January 23, 2017