Hamtampon

Pork sword, cock, penis, plain and simple.

I met this chick at the convenience store and took her back to the Cadillac Motel where I slipped her the ol' hamtampon.

by Kandi, Bealezebub, Vibratia August 15, 2010

Hamfam

An incredible specimen of humanity

George Bush is far from a Hamfam

by Hamfam March 24, 2003

hammammered

to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply "drunk" but must not display signs of being "loser pissed".

characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.

"Johnnie is so hammammered that he cut off his finger and grilled it. SAKE!!"

by sean_517 August 13, 2006

HaHaMAGA

The word uttered by patriotic Americans every time President Donald Trump undoes something stupid Barack Obama messed up.

Dude #1 - "Bro, did you see that Trump just signed an Executive Order reversing Obamacare? "

Dude #2 - "I did. HaHaMAGA strikes again!"

by DirtyDon in TX January 23, 2017

hamjam

hamjammer- when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by janet June 7, 2003

haham

a way in which we laugh

haham, you always make me laugh, Ben!

by Heather Herbst, Ben Hutton February 12, 2008

Hammam

Basically a kid with poor sense of humor, loves camels, and likes to bike. Is often gay when around friends.

Geesh ! Hammam really loves watching camels day and night .

by William kingsbury III January 14, 2016