by angie May 13, 2005
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woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!
by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006
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The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.
Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.
by chris t paine May 30, 2008
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Get the Haggard mug.1. this is the feeling you get right as you wave at someone who you thought was waving at you... but was really waving at the person behind you.
2. the joy of $40 chuck taylors at footlocker.
3. the sound a falling tree makes in the woods when no one is listening.
4. when a bank has many people arriving to get there money, but not quite going full speed. see also a "jog on the bank".
5. the man assigned to scrape bird poop off the park benches.
6. prostitute with one arm picked last who specializes in llama training during the daytime while continuously saying "environment" folled by a buzzing sound for no apparent reason.
7. Someone who has more than 3 dreams about drugs. this may be but not limited to dreams about babysitting kids who smoke pot out of kraft singles.
2. the joy of $40 chuck taylors at footlocker.
3. the sound a falling tree makes in the woods when no one is listening.
4. when a bank has many people arriving to get there money, but not quite going full speed. see also a "jog on the bank".
5. the man assigned to scrape bird poop off the park benches.
6. prostitute with one arm picked last who specializes in llama training during the daytime while continuously saying "environment" folled by a buzzing sound for no apparent reason.
7. Someone who has more than 3 dreams about drugs. this may be but not limited to dreams about babysitting kids who smoke pot out of kraft singles.
1. Crap i thought he was waving at me... Oh my i feel an intense feeling of hagardinop.
2. "I should get some Chuck Taylors"... "40 dollars at footlocker!!!!!!"
3. "hear that?" "no." "Thats hagardinop bay ba"
4. Quick go to the bank before the money is gone, but not too fast.
5. Man you have a worse job than a hagardinop.
6. "Why did you pick the hagardinop?" "no one knows. know one knows."
7. Wait, you had a dream about what? hagardinop. thats all i have to say about that.
2. "I should get some Chuck Taylors"... "40 dollars at footlocker!!!!!!"
3. "hear that?" "no." "Thats hagardinop bay ba"
4. Quick go to the bank before the money is gone, but not too fast.
5. Man you have a worse job than a hagardinop.
6. "Why did you pick the hagardinop?" "no one knows. know one knows."
7. Wait, you had a dream about what? hagardinop. thats all i have to say about that.
by Chuck barley April 5, 2008
Get the hagardinop mug.the state of drunkenness when one tends to slur his or her words, make bad decisions, start fights, etc. could be substituted for wasted, hammered, or blacked out.
John: "Are you drinking before the party?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."
Later the night...
John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."
Later the night...
John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"
by Get Hag December 1, 2010
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