handler

Handler has different meanings in many contexts- in competitive sports it means a trainer, in programming it specifies a routine that deals with a specific situation or type of data, in the CIA, FBI, etc. it means an agent's manager, and in the airport- a baggage handler... puts your bags on a little conveyor belt.

Generically, it means a person or thing which deals with a specific subdomain of interest.

Authoring an Urban Dictionary post makes me a kind of modern definition handler, a weapon of mass education- ya dig?

by Curiously Pernicious July 14, 2020

Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

Hadley

Very shy and sensitive. Loyal to her friends and always kind with a beautiful smile. Hadleys usually have luscious hair and sparkling eyes. If you have a chance at dating one definitely take it!

Dang Hadley is cute!

by WoWThatsNice February 10, 2019

Hadley

Hadley is a term for never ending sexiness. She is a legendary icon with a wide personality and laughs way to easily.She’s stunning and flawless and when people try to push her down it doesn’t work. People are jealous of her fame and popularity. Commonly known as an incredible person that everyone wants to be around. She is sometimes insecure but doesn’t show it. Always confident in her choices and although she seems like a goodie, there’s always a dirty bad side to her that she brings out for humor. She’s different from every other girl and has a bold yet beautiful fashion sense. She’s extraordinarily beautiful and is always smiley. She receives compliments everyday and they’re commonly “gorgeous, stunning, hot, beautiful, flawless, encouraging”. People only understand the potential she has when they really get to know her. She loves it when people ask her questions about her life which seems self centered but I mean doesn’t everybody. She has common sense and is very funny. She uses everything to her power and has confidence in everything. She knows all of the real world problems, every kardashians name, and knows the latest shit. Very sexy sometimes can be referred to as a prostitute, but she takes it as a compliment. People will try to compete with her but everyone knows there isn’t any competition due to Hadley being on a higher level.

Damn is that your girlfriend Hadley?!

by Advancedwriter304 May 13, 2018

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005

hamler

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal

That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.

by douche boat November 6, 2006