Homestucking

Homestuck is a webcomic thingie; look it up because it's already on this website.

So! There are times you are watching Homestuck, times you are reading Homestuck, and occasionally you are playing Homestuck. So what are you doing? You're Homestucking.

This does not apply to Homestuck exclusively. If you find yourself wondering whether you are reading, watching, or playing something...well, bro, you're Homestucking.

past tense: Homestucked
present tense: Homestucking
future tense: will Homestuck

noun- Homestucker

Natalie: so, why didn't you text me back?

Gabby: sorry, I was reading...er, watching...uh, playing...I WAS HOMESTUCKING!

Natalie: you should put that on UrbanDictionary.com...

by Homestucker_Gabby September 13, 2011

Homestar Runner

Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.

"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"

"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"

"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"

by Wubbzy February 11, 2004

Homestuck

Someone who reads, or is an avid (or sometimes rabid) fan of the Homestuck/Hivebent webcomic drawn/written/animated by Andew Hussie as seen on his website, MSPA, or MS Paint Adventures.

Often this term is used to describe the more dedicated fans who might be seen drinking faygo, saying "honk," "shoosh-papping," wearing colourful zodiac shirts, wearing handmade horns in candycorn colors, or spending their free time drawing shitloads of fanart of their headcanons or ship pairings.

Me: I just spent the entire weekend drawing EridanxFeferi fan art and I ordered my Aquarius shirt... Am I a homestuck yet?
Friend: ...We are no longer friends.
Me: *sobs in a corner*

by afjlsdhfslodfjksf October 3, 2011

homestarmy

An army assembled by Colonel Homestar Runner to invade Strong Badia. Consists of Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, a painting of a guy with a knife, and a popcorn popper. Application fee: $5.

"Cowonaiwe Homestaw Wunnow is wecwuiting the most eweet team of quack commandos to invade Stwong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? DO YOU, stupid?!"

by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

holister

A store, appealing to the trendy 13-year olds of the word, that sells everything Abercrombie does, but in a darker, less inviting environment.

A: Yeah I went to Holister and bought an overpriced polo today.
B: Rad.

by Brittany Lenny July 10, 2005

homostraightual

The state of being someone, or someone who acts gay to be funny or entertain others, (e.g. putting their arms around other guys), but is actually straight.

Dude, that was so gay. Honestly, are you gay?

No, I'm homostraightual.

by paulbecarepaul May 19, 2009

homintern

The homosexual elite who control the art world.

Straight Critic: "I think this piece is trash."
Member of Homintern: *walks over to another man, engages in discreet conversation*
Man: "This work is incredible! Jodie, Jodie! Come over here and interview the artist. She's obviously the next big thing in the art world."
Member of Homintern: *smug smile*

by Gichanel January 20, 2010