Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 6, 2003

Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

by Jayne Fondah November 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamed Hams

Your butt after a cleveland steamer

After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams

by lolmaster444 June 14, 2021

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009

Gwaltney hams

Mammoth mammories.

Look that ho has a huge set of Gwaltney hams

by Joseph Brenner March 24, 2008

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

Warm Hams

Slang for Fists, used when describing punching or hitting

I'm going to give that guy a couple of warm hams if he don't shut up!

by Robin Higgins October 2, 2007