Glurpt

The sound someone makes when they begin hiccupping while deepthroating someone's foot

Oh man I couldn't control myself and just glurpt all over his toes.

My dad walked in just as I glurpt. Everyone came.

by Tiggywinkle March 23, 2024

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

glurple

A color between green, blue, and purple.

Dude, there's no such thing as glurple. You must be tugging my sack or somethin!"

by deeplylemon June 13, 2024

Glurping

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.

Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!

by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025

glurp

the act of ejaculating in a condom, putting a lit firecracker within it, self-pleasuring while figging said "glurpite" up one's anus

"What's put that wide smile on your face?"

"Why, I'm glurping of course!"

by mrglurper April 30, 2025

Tirky Glurpy

When someone glurps their turkey, usually done after cooking and carving

"Hey man did you end up using that Turkey?"
"Yeah I finished it off with a Tirky Glurpy before throwing the rest out"

by GroggyPoggy December 10, 2022