guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast

Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you

by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

gildedgoldy

this is a another word for chud.
"you're such a gildedgoldy" (you're such a chud)

"you're such a gildedgoldy" (you're such a chud)

by weed132134 February 14, 2026

Gilded

Used to define a female that has had sex with Asian mans and will no longer desired to have sex with any other races. The meaning refer to the Asian mans yellowish skin tainted any woman they have touch, hence the "gilded" parts, as a form of marking/owning. The main causes for a woman to announce herself as Gilded are usually the because of Asian kink, pretty/edgy boy fantasy or the fact that common Asian male mates nonstop like a rabbit in heat, backed by the unnecessary spike in population every years if let uncheck

Sorry white bois, I'm all Gilded!

by Zoe Annamy August 4, 2025

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019