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guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.
Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.
by Princess August 27, 2003
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guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!
by the fro October 10, 2005
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Guinea Gangplank

Slang name for the Verrazano-Narrows bridge connecting Brooklyn with Staten Island. The name was coined by pre-bridge State Island residents who resented the large influx of people into their borough after the bridge was built. There was a large Italian-American influx from Brooklyn along with other nationalities as the island was built up after the bridge went into service back in 1964.
All these guinea gangplankers have ruined what used to be a nice peaceful island.
by blueMagoo March 23, 2009
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Guideline 7

The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway...

\m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/

ON UD CHAT:
Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage?

UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline 7. Be a good editor.

Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit!
by infadibulumj May 11, 2009
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Guiged

High. (as in, marijuana).
That girl is so guiged, she thinks you can invent fire shooting for your fingertips!!
by DingusBreavisJungleheart August 26, 2010
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Guinea Pigs

Cute, cuddly,and great pets!
Guinea Pigs are cool critters!
by Shelby A April 11, 2007
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guidette

The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.
"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"
"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"
by Gnossos_the_wise April 9, 2006
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