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The Terraria Guide

Very hot NPC that you get at the Start of playing Terraria.
He teaches you how to craft things and such.
Also I really wanna fuck him
Person: The Terraria Guide is really useful
Me: I want to fuck him.
Person: What is wrong with you
by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

All in all, the best book ever. There are four more books in the series that nobody seems to know about. However, it doesn't really matter because the story sort of loses control of it self toward the end and I assume that is why all of the characters die at once, very anticlimactically.
According to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.
by Slartibartfast restaurant ship November 13, 2009
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best Film/TV series/series of books ever.
was written by douglas adams, may his soul find the ultimate question the the answer of the meaning of life, the universe and everything
" 'The babel fish' said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. it feeds on brainwave signals not from it's carrier, but those around it...' the guide then goes on to talk about what it does with those frequencies and then it said '...the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand all forms of language' it then talks about why the fish proves the non-existance of god and various other things that have happened as an indirect result of the babel fish's existance."
by MKfreak September 13, 2006
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Pornstar Guide

Pornstar Guide

So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you

Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK

Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch

Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K

Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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the guide

the scource of all knowlege
the guide rules my socks and my life
by moon-unit July 22, 2006
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Study Guide

Slang for Adderall. Derived from that fact that Adderall is God's gift to college slackers who need that little extra boost to get through studying. Hence the equivalent to a "study guide".
Chiller - "What up homie you got that study guide for me?"

Nerd - "No way man, i stayed up all night doing that thing your not getting it this time"

Chiller - "Im talking about adderall you dumb motherfucker!"
by G'd UP from the Feet U'P March 22, 2011
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spiritual guide

One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
by MSOE guys January 4, 2007
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