guanophrenia

From 'guano,' bat poop + '-phrenia' mental disorder. Batshit insane.

Insisting that you want 'the government' to keep its hands off Medicare is one of the seven warning signs of guanophrenia.

by PieterB March 27, 2010

Ganoncide

Verb: Using Ganondorf's side special attack against someone midair over a ledge in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, causing Ganondorf to grab them and hurtle down, off screen with his victim, killing both of them.

It was down to 1 stock each, so I used Ganoncide and owned in Sudden Death.

by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008

Purple Ganon

The act of two male video game collectors wearing Power Gloves and grasping each other's erect penises, thus constricting the tips until they are engorged and resemble a Purple Ganon.

Purple Ganons are a fairly commonplace event when collectors exchange high-end Nintendo NES items, often accompanied by penis pictures.

The guy who sold that copy of 'The Legend of Zelda' really gives a mean Purple Ganon!

by AllYourBase1 March 9, 2010

Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.

"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"

by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009

granorexia

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.

A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."

by Grinding October 8, 2010

Guan dao

1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")

2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur

Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.

John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*

by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Guanche

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

by LowKey May 6, 2014