Gryffin

a chill dude who has good enough grades knows lots of people and has a good life. hes good at video games but thats not his life. decent at sports, but what he likes isnt the typical team sports like basketball or soccer. its about track, or skateboarding for him. people like to play bully him since his name is based after gryffindor from harry potter. but most people dont have a problem with him. hes good looking to

jake: whos that over there?
paul: oh, thats gryffin
jake: oh yeah, hes pretty chill.

by kekrops9 May 8, 2023

Cole Gryffindor

A tall guy with fluffy hair with a huge fucking ego. He has great physique with a high IQ. But has low emotional intelligence. He probably likes to play with girls hearts and leave them when they aren’t good “use” anymore. He probably uses girls to build his ego for fun! 🤩 because he’s a piece of shit person with no fucking heart left, he probably picks lust over connection.

Me: is that Cole Gryffindor? I don’t like that guy. he just wants to play games with bitches for fun 🤩

by DaisyDimples July 9, 2025

ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool

Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!

by herp dee der January 30, 2017

Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.

Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.

by Poonwizard February 6, 2023

The Sword of Gryffindor

When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.

She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.

by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024

Casanova of gryffindor tower

Mary macdonald

A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE

by Reggielovesswimming January 15, 2025