i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

mean grumpy

n. is a poop that is especially bad and stinks up the whole bathroom, it is often paired with lots of grunting and pushing.

dude, i just dropped a mean grumpy in the bathroom.

by jojoboneroo February 7, 2006

grumpy

slang term for the act of defocating.

Dude! don't go in there... I just took a grumpy man!

by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Grumptill

A person who is always grumpy.

They also spend their time editing Wikipedia articles and adding Urban Dictionary definitions.

"Hey guys, let's order dessert."

"We can't, the grumptill wants to go home."

by JudsonLover July 16, 2009

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009

Grumpy Brewing

Feeling a poo coming on.

Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.

"I have a mean grumpy brewing"

by bobbyDbo October 10, 2009