Groucho Marx

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

by twantwag May 1, 2015

oscar the grouch

After you are done bangin' an intoxicated booty call, you get up out of bed, throw the bitch over your shoulder, and toss him/her into a trash can/dumpster where they belong.

Damn, I gave her two minutes to get clothed, then I had to Oscar the Grouch that bitch!

by Craig-James August 8, 2006

Groucho Marx

Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.

It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Oscar The Grouch

Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.

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by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

Oscar The Grouch

When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.

You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?

Yeah I remember that scallywag .

Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.

by T_Mobile87 September 10, 2010

grouchmeister

Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.

Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.

by shawn1234567 November 27, 2011

Grouchos

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.

"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.

by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017