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Granito

Noun. A self-perpetuating lie that only gets bigger, more obvious, and more shameless every time it is exposed, like a Russian doll in reverse.
He changed the character names from Chinatown but kept the script. Then he said he was working with Jim Osz on a new Muppets project. Now this Granito says he's MY friend when I see him selling my books with his name on them?
by Thallian Gold May 1, 2011
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Grontch

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.
by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011
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Granite Theft Auto

When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.
Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!
by J J Ellison March 6, 2009
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Granite Bones

A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands
Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing
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Granito

1 - An attempt to fraudulently pass off a piece of copied art as your own. Deliberately fooling people to believe a piece of work copied is one's own

2 - To pad a resume with so much detail and lies in hopes to pass it off as accurate and the truth.

3 - to be banned from attending any conventions due to illegal actions or just being a d-bag (see d-bag)

More information google - Rob Granito
Definition 1
Guy1: Want to buy this original art?
Guy2: Man that's obviously granito'd, you're not the original artist

Definition 2
Guy1: Hey review my esume for me.
Guy2: Dude, you've gratino'd this. You never worked with Bill Gates to make Windows, or worked with Steve Jobs, or programmed a day in your life.

Definition 3
Rob: Man I'd love to attend Comic-Con this year, but I've been gratino'd for trying to pass my fake and copied art as my original work.
by ComicFan May 2, 2011
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