Groke

A person (typically male) who is gay and broke.

Harry: "Hey, can I borrow 10 dollars?"
Justin: "Sorry, I don't give money handouts to groke people."
Harry: "what.."
Raymond: "Yeah, dude, you've been acting groke as fuck lately."

by grokeahbih January 29, 2020

groker

noun.

1. A social gathering to watch porn.

Background info: Invented by two guys who were really bored one day and their minds went off into random topics. The topic of porn watching came up and thus we wished to find one word to describe this event. We came up with "groker," a fusion of the screennames held by the two gentlemen: "green" and "joker."

Hey let's go to the groker later tonight, all the guys and girls are going to be there and it's going to be a lot of fun.

by joker September 18, 2003

groknite

the grease residue on your hands after fixing a car

The groknite left upon the widow's hand made her realize how much she missed her inventive husband.

by McDuck July 12, 2003

groeniger

the dankest kind of person in the world

when they hung out with the groenigers they were considered the coolest people in the world

by jhdfiubsfib April 20, 2008

groking in fullness

The ultimate state of complete, total satisfaction - A multi-sesnsory overload rendering the groked one to a condition which prevents moving, speaking or other high functioning activity.

At the end of a full-on, double-jointed, porn star pounding, she laid there there with a coochie load, smiling and groking in fullness.

by conquroot April 24, 2009

Groden

Some guy who spends all day modding Gang Garrison 2, because he has no life.

"groden, stop modding gg2"

by Apollo Jeremiah Lucario December 12, 2009

Groenigger

A lazy white person that cant keep a job and lives off of the government and/or parents to provide a place to live, has no retirement or life savings, but continues to buy high dollar toys and things that are non essentials for someone in that situation.

That groenigger just got a new motorcycle but cant get a house on his own or a checking account in his own name because he Groenigged his credit.

by WhatsupChuck January 22, 2011