Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 13, 2020

groad

Noun: a term used by cool Australian palaeontologists for unidentifiable shards of fossils.

Verb: the act of turning a nice fossil into unidentifiable shards through poor excavation technique.

"Nah, no good fossils here, all I'm finding are a bunch of groads."

"It was a perfect Thylacoleo skull before he groaded it with a trowel."

by aussiepalaeo December 26, 2020

Groan

Collective noun for a group of dads.

It was conceived by a group of punny dads who insisted there needs to be a worthy and representative collective noun for this subsection of society.

A groan of dads was seen attending the weekend’s little league game

by defecta February 19, 2020

grogan

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

by el dav July 18, 2004

Grok

1. Martain word meaning literally, 'to drink'.
2. Also 'love', 'hate', and much more. To grok means to understand and empathize with something or someone to the extent that the object or person becomes part of ones' sense self.
3. To become one with.

I grok water.
I grok God.
I grok Jill.

by Tony Sampaio September 3, 2005

grikah

three people who are pretty much one person. we're all lame but we love each other, though the "gr" and the "ah" are total whores. grikah=gracie, niki, sarah. so we win. just wanted you to known...

hey would you look at how hot the grikah chicks are?

i wouldnt have grikah with mayonaise

by pepperkins ruth November 28, 2003

Groass

Extremely gross.

Person 1: What do you think of Billy?
Person 2: Ew, are you serious? He is so groass.

by modernxlove June 23, 2009