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Gobshite goblin

Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.

Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
by Sinnivar December 21, 2019
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Code goblin

Someone who asks others for their code when their own doesnt work.
by Halux12 May 8, 2022
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Goblin Barrel

A goblin barrel is a troop in the popular mobile game Clash Royale, used to exemplify your gayness to your opponent. The card is most commonly used by those on the “high semen diet”, who often deepthroat multiple cocks while playing the game. Deploying this card is considered an initiation ceremony to the LGBTQ+ community
Bob: Fuck, he used a goblin barrel

Dylan: what a faglord, just give up.
by BuckLord July 25, 2021
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grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.
Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin
by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016
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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
by Cluin September 2, 2003
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Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
by Britmanda April 10, 2010
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Down Down to Goblin Town

A song from the 1977 movie The Hobbit inspired by J.R.R.Tolkien.

References a place in the realm of Middle Earth.

Which plays during the movie when the Dwarves and Bilbo Baggins are ambushed and captured by Goblins.

South Park parodied the 1977 song during their Wikileaks episode, when Lemmiwinks is stopping Wikileaks.
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
Usually anything related to goblins or Lord of the Rings will end in singing this song.
by Thats what bilbo baggins hates November 10, 2011
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